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Will AI replace Energy Economist jobs? · Latest report #thp9dvkn
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPredicting global oil prices with a spreadsheet is adorable.
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collapses your entire forecast in three seconds
You build complex models to forecast market demand. You generate reports that no one actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly when your model hits a total catastrophic failure.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Scrapers replace your manual CSV downloads from energy sites.
Month 5
Neural networks learn the patterns in global pricing data.
Month 9
The AI writes the quarterly outlooks without your input.
Month 14
Vision models monitor geopolitical news to adjust forecasts instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server turns off your access and takes the lead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
42
Spreadsheet errors per quarter
120
Hours spent reformatting data
Zero
Utility of your latest forecast
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