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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour pitch decks are just expensive paperweights for the coming automation engine.
Excel power user, slide formatter, sleep-deprived deal closer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing energy deals without the midnight espresso.
squeeze.youAI▸ EQUITYCOMPUTE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates billion-dollar valuation models in seconds
You build complex financial models for energy deals and stay up all night formatting slide decks for partners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart templates now build your pitch decks from raw data inputs.
Month 4
Autonomous agents track every document interaction for your due diligence.
Month 8
Algorithms replace manual Excel modelling by processing market volatility in real-time.
Month 11
A ghost-writer bot responds to partner inquiries using your specific tone.
Month 18 · D-Day
The bank switches to full machine-led deal execution.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
95
Average weekly hours worked
40
Slides formatted per day
80%
Hours spent on pitch decks
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a cabin without Wi-Fi.
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