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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour billable hour is the only thing truly generating toxic waste.
Drafting iron-clad contracts while drinking lukewarm office coffee.
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Automating compliance until the grid balances itself.
sluurp.you▸ JURISGRID ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files 400 regulatory permits per second
You draft complex power purchase agreements and navigate regulatory filings for energy infrastructure projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a deal is about to collapse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest your entire history of energy contracts.
Month 4
Software submits routine permit applications to commissions automatically.
Month 15
Algorithms predict regulatory hurdles before you even notice them.
Year 2.2
AI creates air-tight legal drafts based on real-time grid data.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The client replaces your retainer with a cloud-based license.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
80 percent
Time spent on discovery
12 percent
Drafts needing human revision
4 per day
Regulatory loopholes found
Your severance
A one-year subscription to legal precedent databases.
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