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October 20, 2028
In 2 yearsYou optimize megawatts while your software optimizes your relevance to zero.
Professional breaker-tripper and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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calibrates every thermostat during your coffee break
You monitor building consumption, tune HVAC setpoints, and analyze utility billing data. Your spreadsheets and SCADA interfaces are currently being rewritten as real-time autonomous load-shedding scripts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify why the chiller keeps tripping just by the sound it makes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software begins cross-referencing your utility bills with actual consumption data to find savings.
Month 4
The AI starts controlling setpoints based on weather forecasts and historical peak demand patterns.
Month 10
IoT edge devices are installed to bypass your manual readings of legacy HVAC equipment.
Month 16
The system automatically models and approves its own equipment upgrade budget requests.
Year 2 · D-Day
The final control loop is closed and your administrative access is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4 percent
Average load shedding
9 times
Manual override frequency
too long
Uptime of inefficient boilers
Your severance
A smart-meter that reports your unemployment to the grid.
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