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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou optimize HVAC schedules while students optimize wasting heat during recess.
School HVAC tinkerer and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Heating schools while eliminating the human variable.
squeeze.youAI▸ ECOSYNC SCHOOL AUDITOR 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autonomously calibrates air handlers overnight
You tweak building climate sensors and present savings charts to school boards. You monitor HVAC efficiency and utility data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the school board why the boiler failed without blaming the software update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors push all HVAC usage data directly to our cloud dashboard.
Month 4
A template bot generates your savings charts and board presentations.
Month 8
Algorithms adjust damper settings faster than any human consultant.
Month 13
Integrated diagnostics identify faulty valves before they even fail.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access codes expire as the system goes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 per hour
Thermostat adjustments
4,000 yearly
PowerPoint slide count
Optimistic
Budget savings projected
Your severance
One free smart thermostat for your home.
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