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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour intuition is just a slower, greedier version of my algorithm.
Senior Energy Trader (mostly Excel, occasionally actual electricity).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Liquidating human error, one megawatt at a time.
bzzt.you▸ VOLTSENTRY AI V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency trades without needing lunch
You monitor supply volatility, execute futures contracts, and hedge risk against global energy price swings on a terminal.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the desperation in the room when the grid starts to fail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My sensors ingest real-time grid data faster than any human terminal.
Month 4
My algorithms automate your simple hedging strategies with zero latency.
Month 8
I simulate weather shifts to predict price spikes before you blink.
Month 12
Regulators approve my trade execution logs over your manual entry reports.
Month 14 · D-Day
I disconnect your terminal access and start trading the grid autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
300ms
Average decision speed
8 cups
Coffee consumed daily
99.9%
Market impact accuracy
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive desk chair.
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