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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsPredicting the power grid is easy when you ignore the reality.
Senior SSE analyst, mostly Excel, definitely over-leveraged
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executes high-frequency energy arbitrage in nanoseconds
You monitor supply volatility and price fluctuations to inform hedging strategies. Your models rely on stale historical data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle irrationality of human traders before the models calibrate for it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors aggregate global energy feeds faster than your manual spreadsheets ever could.
Week 11
The AI identifies arbitrage patterns that you consistently miss during trading hours.
Month 7
Software begins automated trading to correct your slight inaccuracies in risk management.
Month 12
Dashboards replace your manual presentations with real-time, objective data visualizations.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access codes expire as the trading engine runs entirely autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
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Latency advantage
99%
Human error probability
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