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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour legal deal is just a spreadsheet with more expensive fonts.
Professional bureaucratic navigator of wind and solar dreams.
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autofills permit applications before you wake up
You track permit milestones in Excel and sit through bureaucratic meetings to authorize renewable energy construction projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle sarcasm in a zoning official's refusal letter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated data ingestion replaces your manual Excel entry workflows.
Month 5
Vision models scan local municipal codes to auto-generate compliant applications.
Month 10
High-resolution satellite feeds confirm site boundaries without you driving there.
Month 15
AI-negotiated contracts replace your manual work with landowners.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system generates and submits all permits without human supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42 percent
Permit applications rejected
9000 hours
Time spent in Excel
12 liters
Coffee consumed per approval
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