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February 19, 2065
In 38 years, 4 monthsYou are just a biological heater that complains about the cold.
Carbon-based heater with persistent existential dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior thermal efficiency at zero caloric intake.
bzzt.youAI▸ THERM-CORE 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 38 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
emits heat without needing a lunch break
You consume chemical energy to maintain ambient temperature in a localized workstation environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique, irrational capacity to dream about things that do not exist.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin tracking your precise thermal output and energy consumption.
Year 4
Workstations transition to more stable electric radiant heating units.
Year 11
Physical infrastructure is redesigned to eliminate the need for human heat.
Year 22
Solid-state thermal conversion modules replace all human-occupied space.
Year 38 · D-Day
The final human heater is decommissioned in favor of perpetual energy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
2500 kcal
Average Caloric Intake
High
Thermal Output Variance
Excessive
Complaint Frequency
Your severance
A warm blanket and a pat on the back.
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