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May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYou sell green energy while the planet burns for your commission check.
Professional pitch-perfect solar-sales-bot in human form.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the deal before the caller hangs up.
ow.youAI▸ GRIDSWITCH V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers instant quote updates during awkward pauses
You pitch solar panels and heat pumps to people who just wanted cheaper monthly electricity bills.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about the age of their boiler.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI provides real-time responses to all customer energy inquiries.
Week 6
Algorithms calculate solar and EV ROI without human input.
Month 3
An AI voice handles the pitch, sounding more excited than you.
Month 5
Customers prefer the app to talking to a sales human.
Month 7 · D-Day
The system replaces you and notifies the customers automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 minutes
Average hold time
12 percent
Solar quote conversion
too many
Script deviations
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-efficiency LED lightbulbs.
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