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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour convincing patter is just a variable waiting to be optimized.
Chasing heat pump leads with high-octane optimism.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep.
oof.youAI▸ SUNSELL-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal tax rebate incentives instantly
You chase leads for heat pumps and solar, manage client site visits, and push contracts over the finish line.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle hesitation in a homeowner's eyes during a closing pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software identifies homeowners likely to buy solar before you call.
Month 3
Satellite imagery and vision models replace manual roof measurements and assessments.
Month 8
Dynamic pricing modules generate real-time tax credit calculations for every lead.
Month 13
Persistent AI agents handle objections and lock in signatures automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire sales department is retired in favor of high-conversion marketing funnels.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
92 percent
Average rejection rate
Zero point zero zero one
Lead conversion per hour
Four cups
Coffee consumed before 10am
Your severance
One solar panel, self-installed by the customer.
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