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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsBilling six-minute increments for tasks a script solves in six milliseconds.
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bzzt.youAI▸ JURISGRID V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates ironclad regulatory filing responses
You draft complex regulatory filings and argue energy project disputes while managing wind farm compliance documentation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a judge loses their patience during closing arguments.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software replaces manual review of thousands of legal filings.
Month 6
Large language models generate standardized regulatory responses in seconds.
Month 15
Probabilistic software dictates when to settle based on case history.
Year 2.2
Automated data scrapers monitor energy law changes in real time.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over all energy sector legal portfolios.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2000 per year
Billable hours wasted
45,000 hourly
Documents drafted
Toxic levels
Coffee consumption
Your severance
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