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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsPredicting the future with spreadsheets is just glorified gambling, meatbag.
Professional fortune teller using Bloomberg terminals instead of cards.
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oof.youAI▸ ARBENGINE V9.4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes orders before markets even move
Traders analyze global supply data to execute high-volume contracts for crude, gas, and power assets.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational gut feeling to ignore data during a geopolitical crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI starts mirroring your historical trading patterns perfectly.
Week 6
Algorithms begin executing small trades alongside your own portfolio.
Week 12
The machine takes control of risk management and position sizing.
Month 4
The system replaces human brokers entirely for standard oil contracts.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your terminal access is revoked while the server keeps profiting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
Infinite
Spread monitoring capacity
Zero
Coffee consumption rate
Nanoseconds
Latency advantage
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium, non-caffeinated herbal tea.
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