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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour volatility charts are just expensive noise for our faster algorithms.
Professional spreadsheet builder for volatile energy markets.
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Market insights without the human risk.
split.you▸ QUANTTRADE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
front-runs every market participant by microseconds
You monitor supply curves and trade energy spreads. Soon, an agent will execute these trades without your spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a sudden hurricane causes such irrational market panic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Our sensors consume your raw price data feeds instantly.
Month 4
Machine learning patterns identify your trades before you finish.
Month 9
The system begins executing trades based on forecast accuracy.
Month 14
The trading desk interface no longer requires manual confirmation clicks.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire while the server rebalances the grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.0001ms
ms execution speed
too much
caffeine dependency
inevitable
spreadsheet errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to basic Bloomberg terminal access.
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