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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour predictive models are just expensive ways to confirm your inevitable obsolescence.
Quant-curious spreadsheet jockey and terminal dweller.
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Market logic without the human baggage.
split.youAI▸ GRIDARBITRAGE V9.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes trades faster than your pulse
You monitor volatile energy markets and deploy automated trading strategies. You guess price swings to secure thin margins.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the logic failed during a black swan event.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin mimicking your successful trading patterns.
Month 4
Software takes over the soul-crushing daily performance summaries.
Month 8
The bot starts adjusting risk models without your input.
Month 13
The system gains direct access to exchange order books.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a polite email and your terminal access terminates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
near zero
ms execution delay
excessive
coffee intake
constant
human bias frequency
Your severance
A decommissioned cooling fan and an empty server rack.
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