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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou model the climate apocalypse using slightly different discount rate formulas.
Junior analyst (mostly PowerPoint, deeply regretful about IRR)
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Predicting exits before the founders have ideas.
sluurp.you▸ CAPTABLE OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand pitch decks per hour
You build Excel financial models and scan pitch decks for potential energy startups. You draft investment memos.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can fake enthusiasm during a founder's 40th slide.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scanners scrape every startup deck for key financial metrics.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual spreadsheets with real-time sector risk analysis.
Month 8
Generative agents draft investment memos that actually sound confident.
Month 12
Bots handle all introductory founder meetings and rejection emails.
Month 14 · D-Day
The fund runs fully on autonomous algorithmic deal selection.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 97.3%
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