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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou optimize the middle until the middle realizes it doesn't need you.
Professional cat-herder of expensive, over-caffeinated software engineers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated middle management for agile friction.
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reallocates project resources before the standup
You track Jira tickets and steer developer workflows. You report project budgets to bosses who ignore your spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which developer is about to quit before they even open LinkedIn.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Bots start auto-updating task statuses based on git commit activity.
Month 3
Real-time cost tracking eliminates your manual spreadsheet reporting duties.
Month 8
AI breaks down vague tickets into granular tasks without meetings.
Month 13
The team workflow engine manages its own velocity without oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the project dashboard is revoked and recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,000/week
Jira tickets moved
18 hours
Meetings about meetings
12 percent
Budget variance ignored
Your severance
Three months of access to our deprecated job portal.
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