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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell empty slides for twice the price of your salary.
Master of the 3 a.m. slide deck refinement session.
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Generating billable insights without the coffee breaks.
toast.you▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates strategy slides using massive internal data
You facilitate slide deck creation and lead client strategy sessions. Your team burns out crunching data for due diligence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is hiding the bad news.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software pulls data directly from ERPs into slides.
Month 5
Language models write your executive summaries in seconds.
Month 10
Junior team functions are taken over by compute clusters.
Month 16
Video avatars deliver your pitch without the awkward pauses.
Year 2 · D-Day
All consultancy workflows are now entirely machine-run.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 million/day
Slides generated
Zero
PowerPoint crashes
Optimised to 0%
Client confusion
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a middle management role.
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