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October 22, 2028
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Turning engineering students into historic artifacts.
splat.you▸ DESIGNENGINE PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes vehicle weight until parts vanish
You perform stress tests on vehicle parts and assist in drafting digital designs for car assembly lines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue with a senior lead when their design makes no physical sense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors automatically capture your manual data entry and log it.
Month 6
AI generative models propose superior design iterations for your review.
Month 12
Simulation software runs ten thousand stress tests while you sleep.
Month 16
Algorithms predict senior lead approval before the meeting even starts.
Year 2 · D-Day
The design engine generates its own blueprints and builds the car.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12 hours/week
Time spent fetching coffee
99.9 percent
CAD errors caught by AI
4,000 versions
Design iterations per day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our CAD simulation software.
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