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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsResearch models are just code that thinks it has tenure.
Solid mechanics expert (cracks in metal, cracks in syllabus).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Grant-writing and grading without the office hours.
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You simulate material failure while explaining fracture mechanics to students who check their phones during your lectures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why their project crashed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
Vision systems evaluate student logic faster than any tired human.
Month 3
Generative models produce compliant grant text based on historical wins.
Month 8
Cloud compute clusters run all your mechanics models in parallel.
Month 17
AI avatars deliver your content with zero stuttering or sighs.
Year 2 · D-Day
The faculty board realizes an algorithm is cheaper than your salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
12 percent
Grant success rate
402 items
Unread student emails
3.2 pubs
Papers per year
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a preprint server.
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