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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Engineering Manager jobs? · Latest report #3jmxy2qp
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July 25, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTranslating between business and code is just a expensive pattern matching task.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The manager that never asks for updates.
toast.youAI▸ SYNCMASTER V9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces status meetings with automated pull requests
You spend days in grooming sessions and Jira boards trying to keep developers from building features nobody wants.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a developer is about to quit during a one-on-one.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scripts scrape your Jira and Slack to replace meeting updates.
Month 4
Algorithms handle sprint velocity planning without your manual input.
Month 10
AI monitoring identifies disgruntled developers before they even know it.
Month 14
Large language models map product roadmaps directly to repository issues.
Month 21 · D-Day
You are invited to a calendar invite titled 'Knowledge Transfer'.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
Optimised to zero
Jira ticket velocity
99 percent
Meeting time saved
400 percent
Developer output increase
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a project management tool.
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