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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou oversee people who build tools to replace you, irony included.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing human capital for maximum throughput.
oof.youAI▸ ORGARCHITECT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates performance reviews without feeling empathy
You facilitate cross-functional alignment and manage performance reviews for teams building internal AI. Your output is essentially high-level coordination of technical roadmaps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a developer's motivation shifts toward quitting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Integration tools start pulling real-time velocity metrics directly from the repository, removing your status update role.
Month 6
Algorithmic resource management shifts engineers to active dependencies before you can even schedule a meeting.
Month 12
Natural language models generate objective performance feedback based on actual code contributions and objective delivery metrics.
Month 16
Automated logic resolves scope disputes by prioritizing business value without needing emotional mediation or middle management.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system autonomously coordinates all teams directly through the terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
too many
Jira tickets moved
85 percent
Time spent in meetings
perpetual
Status updates generated
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic meditation app.
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