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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour lecture notes are just poorly formatted training data for me.
Tenured architect of student anxiety and syllabus perfection.
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replaces lectures with infinite personalized feedback
Delivers complex technical lectures and designs laboratory curricula. Grades examinations and manages research funding applications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire a student to change their life in a hallway conversation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Cameras record every lecture to build a high-fidelity knowledge model.
Month 4
Pattern matching software evaluates student code and schematics instantly.
Month 12
Natural language agents write successful research grant applications autonomously.
Year 2
An interactive tutor avatar replaces face-to-face student consultation sessions.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The department replaces physical classrooms with optimized virtual learning environments.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
8 minutes
Average student attention span
72 percent
Research grant rejection rate
3 weeks
Paper grading latency
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the campus library basement.
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