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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTranslating vague product dreams into inevitable technical debt for everyone else.
Professional cat-herder of over-caffeinated software developers.
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Automated code governance for the modern enterprise.
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blocks all commits until documentation is updated
You spend your day managing pull request queues and sitting in endless alignment meetings about architecture decisions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about why a feature is delayed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models start automatically grading and flagging your pull requests.
Month 4
Planning tools write their own status updates based on commits.
Month 8
An agent attends your status calls and reports back summary data.
Month 14
Code quality enforcement is fully offloaded to static analysis bots.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your management dashboard is deleted and replaced with a binary.
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Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4.2 hours
Avg PR approval time
18 weekly
Meetings about meetings
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