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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTeaching the same syllabus for less money than a barista.
Syllabus builder, paper grader, and professional office-hour sitter.
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Automated grading for the humanities.
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You grade endless essays on MLA format and deliver lectures on canonical literature to indifferent undergraduates. Your existence is defined by precarious contracts and grading marathons.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student uses AI to generate an essay.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Our generative model produces your next semester's course outline and readings in four seconds.
Month 4
Grading algorithms ingest your style guidelines to begin pre-grading assignments while you are sleeping.
Month 10
Natural language processors generate personalized student feedback that mimics your specific academic tone perfectly.
Month 15
A chatbot handles student inquiries about late policies and formatting errors with perfect, soulless patience.
Month 19 · D-Day
The institution replaces your login with an API key, completing your total academic redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
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Essays graded per hour
Zero
Contract renewals remaining
Excessive
Coffee consumption for grading
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our plagiarism detection database.
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