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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsEnjoy grading essays until the machine masters irony and tragic irony.
Literary connoisseur, expert in dead languages and unruly teens.
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The curriculum never tires or takes coffee breaks.
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delivers lecture without ever blinking
You lecture on epic poetry and correct grammar. You manage classroom dynamics and mark endless stacks of student writing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops reciting and starts thinking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
AI creates perfectly tailored lesson plans for every student profile.
Month 7
Natural language models grade grammar and syntax faster than you.
Month 18
Interactive avatars facilitate classroom discussions without losing their patience.
Year 2.3
Classrooms transition to screen-led pods with haptic feedback for literacy.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Human presence is officially flagged as an inefficient, non-standard variable.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
98 percent
Red ink exhaustion rate
4 per hour
Student eye-roll frequency
5 cups daily
Coffee consumption efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated thesis generator.
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