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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour lectures on morality are being outsourced to a moral algorithm.
Professional reader of teenagers' deepest secrets and essay drafts.
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help!youAI▸ ACADEMIASYNC V-CLASS▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises classroom dissent with perfect logic
You grade essays, manage classroom behavior, and lead discussions on religious texts and literature for secondary students.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why their homework is missing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models scan student essays to provide instant rubric-based grades.
Month 6
Personalised AI tutors deliver lessons tailored to each student's pace.
Month 15
Sensors identify and log student restlessness before an outburst starts.
Year 2.2
Conversational agents replace the need for one-on-one student counseling.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Human oversight is removed as classrooms become fully managed nodes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
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Essays graded per hour
100%
Student engagement tracking
Zero
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