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July 3, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsGrading 300 essays with soul, only for the machine to do faster.
Pedagogy enthusiast with deep knowledge of MLA formatting
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filters student excuses through sentiment analysis
You provide feedback on student essays and manage classroom discourse. Soon, algorithms will handle the assessment and the lecture loop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a student stops trying to understand the prompt.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your grading rubrics are ingested into a neural model for instant feedback generation.
Month 5
The AI writes constructive, empathetic comments on essays before you even open the file.
Month 10
Pre-recorded, adaptive modules replace your in-person lectures with optimized retention analytics.
Month 15
Virtual agents handle student inquiries using your exact tone and historical syllabus data.
Month 20 · D-Day
Your access to the learning management system is revoked in favor of full autonomous instruction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 96%
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