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December 31, 2028
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You synthesize linguistic theories and teaching methodologies. Your career consists of publishing articles and writing a long dissertation.
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You can still defend an absurdly niche methodology against a hostile committee.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models scan every ELT paper ever written for you.
Month 5
Software handles all citation formatting without a single error.
Month 11
Algorithms detect pedagogical trends faster than human observation allows.
Month 19
Machine-generated papers bypass the need for human drafting cycles.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The department realizes search algorithms write better dissertations than students.
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