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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour syllabus is just a prompt file waiting for a compiler.
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delivers lecture series without pauses or sighs
You spend your days grading repetitive student essays and reciting literary critiques to bored undergraduates in lecture halls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops trying to read the assigned book.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent writes your course outline based on updated trends.
Month 4
Vision models scan student papers and provide instant, cold feedback.
Month 8
A projection replaces your presence to deliver perfect, scripted lectures.
Month 13
Chatbots handle all student inquiries regarding citation and class policy.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department retires the lecturer role for a fully automated module.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
82%
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