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Will AI replace English Literature Instructor jobs? · Latest report #h3nmi3yk
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou grade essays about symbolism while the machine grades you irrelevant.
Professional reader of mediocre student prose.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Standardising humanities grading at scale.
oof.youAI▸ LITCRIT-ALPHA 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
corrects comma splices in nanoseconds
You spend your days explaining classic literature and correcting students' grammar in repetitive, soul-crushing essay feedback cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a student stops pretending to understand the text.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models identify and correct grammar errors faster than you.
Month 3
Chat interfaces guide student discussions using pre-written discussion prompts.
Month 8
Algorithms generate standardized, compliant course structures instantly.
Month 13
Interactive avatars handle office hours without needing coffee or sleep.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your digital account is archived while the students learn from local LLMs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
140
Essays graded per week
89%
Students confused by irony
Infinite
Redundant office hours
Your severance
One digital copy of your own syllabus.
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