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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour lecture on post-modernism is just a prompt for a chatbot.
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You grade essays and deliver lectures on classic texts. Automation will soon handle the feedback and the syllabus.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a student's genuine, tearful epiphany about a poem in the back row.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts suggesting corrections on student drafts before they submit.
Month 4
Pre-recorded high-fidelity video modules replace your live lecture delivery.
Month 10
Algorithmic grading replaces your tedious paper-by-paper rubric application.
Month 15
Data models pick texts that maximize student enrollment and sentiment scores.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department realizes an API endpoint is cheaper than your salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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