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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou analyze metaphors, but you are the literal punchline.
Professional reader, amateur coffee addict, future barista trainee.
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Writing your final paper while you sleep.
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deconstructs your existential dread efficiently
You spend years deconstructing obscure texts for grades. The machine generates higher-quality literary theory in three seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of being replaced by a text generator.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
An AI summarizes the entire reading list for you.
Day 2
A language model writes your entire seminar paper.
Day 2
The institution realizes your degree is just simulated text.
Day 2
You receive a digital certificate from a defunct machine.
Day 3 · D-Day
The machine automatically ghosts your every job application.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.8%
12
Books read per semester
4 Liters
Average coffee consumption
Negative
Employability rating
Your severance
A warm cup of coffee and a library card.
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