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Will AI replace English Professor jobs? · Latest report #5djnnkag
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May 21, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou teach writing, but a transformer just wrote your entire syllabus.
Administrator of sentences, curator of long-form academic misery.
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Standardising grading, one prompt at a time.
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detects ai-generated essays in milliseconds
Grade student essays, hold office hours, and manage university writing curriculum requirements while navigating endless faculty department meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell when a student is lying about their grandmother's funeral.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Vision models instantly grade student papers against standardized rubrics.
Month 6
AI agents auto-generate curriculum that complies with all university requirements.
Month 13
Chatbots handle all student inquiries and grade-grubbing emails automatically.
Month 21
Algorithms reach consensus on policy changes faster than human faculty.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The physical writing center closes as digital agents take control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
450
Essays graded per hour
0%
Meeting boredom threshold
Zero
Office hours occupied
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our peer-review simulator.
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