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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou grade essays for free while the machine does it instantly.
Literary critic trapped in a fluorescent-lit classroom.
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flags passive voice in every single paragraph
You lecture on literature and grade student essays. The machine handles the feedback and the grading cycles now.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is genuinely struggling with the subtext of a poem.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software reads student essays and suggests grades instantly.
Month 5
Examinations move fully to browser-based adaptive assessment systems.
Month 13
Video-based instruction units replace live classroom teacher monologues.
Year 1.9
Room sensors detect and manage classroom noise levels automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The teaching role shifts to an administrative remote monitor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
2,000
Essays graded per hour
Zero
Red ink cost
Optimised
Student engagement score
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium grammar checker.
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