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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling the illusion of fluency through games and awkward icebreakers.
Professional traveler, grammar drill master, karaoke enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Unlimited patience, zero cultural baggage.
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detects glazed eyes through real-time telemetry
You drill repetitive grammar patterns and perform enthusiastic lessons for students who just want to go home.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is genuinely confused despite their polite nod.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Tablets replace the paper worksheets to track student speaking gaps.
Month 7
AI avatars lead the pronunciation drills with perfect, static intonation.
Month 15
Sensors identify when a student stops paying attention during video lessons.
Year 1.9
Grading software instantly processes test papers and provides remedial tasks.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The local classroom monitor is retired for a flat-screen display.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
42
Average forced smiles daily
180
Minutes spent on worksheets
34%
Students sleeping during lessons
Your severance
A one-way ticket and a high-five.
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