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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy being a glorified living dictionary while the curriculum ignores your input.
Professional parrot for tired French teenagers.
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Perfect native-level audio without the attitude.
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corrects accents with absolute cold precision
You support language teachers with oral practice and cultural activities. Your main job is correcting pronunciation and managing classroom noise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about finishing their homework in real time.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Tablets replace your physical flashcards with interactive animations.
Month 4
Real-time speech analysis software corrects students instantly.
Month 7
Smart classroom sensors monitor volume and keep students focused.
Month 12
A single human oversees five digital-led classrooms at once.
Month 18 · D-Day
The assistant role is fully deleted from the ministry budget.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12
Students sleeping per hour
45
Verbs never learned
200
Unread lesson plans
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-English speaking village.
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