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June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou specialize in persuading humans to sign contracts they haven't read.
Professional dream-seller with a CRM-shaped soul
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing every lead before they feel regret.
split.you▸ ENROLLMENTBOT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends high-pressure emails while you are sleeping
You guide prospective students through complex application forms and secure enrollment deposits. Your days are spent chasing leads via phone, email, and CRM follow-ups.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a prospect loses interest in a degree.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated agents replace your manual follow-up sequences using dynamic sentiment analysis.
Week 9
Smart algorithms instantly prioritize leads based on propensity to pay, bypassing your manual spreadsheet work.
Month 4
LLM-driven phone agents initiate calls to handle standard objection scripts without human hesitation.
Month 6
Software navigates federal aid portals for users, removing the need for your hand-holding.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the enrollment funnel, rendering your human input redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
4%
Call-to-Enrollment ratio
22%
CRM idle time
99ms
Average empathy overhead
Your severance
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