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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou were the middleman of decline, now you are the product.
Professional architect of the inevitable downhill slide.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Boringly efficient extraction of every last cent.
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accelerates site decay automatically
You optimize platforms for short-term gain by stripping away utility. The machine does this with zero overhead.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of feeling genuine shame while destroying a user experience.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The system tracks every interaction point for monetization gaps.
Week 10
Automated logs identify features users actually value for removal.
Month 4
Scripts deploy deceptive UI to trick users into paying.
Month 5
Natural language models auto-reply to complaints with canned apathy.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system achieves maximum efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.7%
99.9 percent
User trust erosion rate
Inevitable
Quarterly churn probability
Too slow
Human input latency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a legacy tech conference.
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