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April 13, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsProfessional chart drawer who gets paid to confirm other people's meetings.
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optimizes global infrastructure topology in seconds
Coordinates global architecture strategy through endless email threads and high-level stakeholder alignment sessions. Maintains architectural oversight across fragmented international technical teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI monitors your inbox to replicate your specific brand of corporate non-answers.
Month 4
Synthetic avatars replace you in status meetings, providing real-time data-driven consensus.
Month 8
Automated logic models generate architectural roadmaps faster than you can open a document.
Month 13
Algorithmic resource management replaces human managers to route tasks across time zones.
Month 18 · D-Day
The enterprise architecture layer is fully automated, removing the need for human directorial guidance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
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Meetings per week
4ms
Email latency
100%
Strategy alignment
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying 'Strategy Consultant'.
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