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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour custom ERP legacy code is just a long list of bugs.
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You can still explain why the legacy module broke at 3 a.m. for no reason.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM agent scans your entire repository to categorize technical debt and redundant modules.
Month 5
Synthetic agents rewrite your legacy MSSQL stored procedures into efficient, cloud-native data pipelines.
Month 11
Vision models auto-generate your WPF or WinForms frontends using modern, responsive UI libraries.
Month 16
The system replaces your manual dependency management with self-healing, automated architectural rulesets.
Month 22 · D-Day
You are invited to click the 'Final Deploy' button before your credentials are revoked.
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