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Will AI replace Enterprise Consultant jobs? · Latest report #4wd7dyhy
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling wisdom you bought from the client back to them again.
Expert in turning 10-minute conversations into 50-page reports.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The slide deck never needs to sleep.
squeeze.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates meaningless project roadmaps instantly
Analysing internal business structures to identify efficiency gaps. Creating slide decks that justify necessary corporate restructuring.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person they can legally blame when the project fails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape your clients' internal data repositories without human intervention.
Month 5
Language models automatically populate professional slides with corporate buzzwords.
Month 10
Digital faces present the recommendations with convincing, programmed empathy.
Month 15
Software tracks performance metrics against your original, flawed projections.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client replaces your entire firm with a singular, subscription-based algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
80,000
Billable hours simulated
450
Slides generated hourly
99%
Bullshit jargon detected
Your severance
A one-month subscription to an airport lounge.
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