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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy writing boilerplate while the compiler does all the real work.
Coffee-fueled architect of needlessly complex enterprise object hierarchies.
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refactors entire codebases without regression testing
You translate business needs into complex Java classes. You spend your life fixing null pointer exceptions and dependency hell.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a legacy monolith is about to crash without looking.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI parses your codebase to write the manuals you ignore.
Month 5
Models write your tests so you can stop faking it.
Month 10
Systematic scanning fixes your null pointers before they happen.
Month 15
Neural nets map out your enterprise flows faster than you.
Month 19 · D-Day
CodeForge commits the final pull request and locks your account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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