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May 27, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsProfessional slide deck artist and meeting chair warmer extraordinaire.
Professional powerpoint warrior, expert in corporate ambiguity.
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Slides built faster than your billable hours.
toast.you▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect slide decks in seconds
You manage client projects, create slide decks, facilitate meetings, and report on status to leadership.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their actual budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start responding to your internal status requests.
Month 5
Vision models build all your decks from project notes.
Month 12
Bots chair your meetings and summarize the action items.
Month 20
Software tracks all billable hours without human input.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system fully manages the consulting relationship autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
400
Slides produced per day
Zero
Meetings attended
Infinite
Billable hours generated
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of coffee.
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