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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career is just a subscription model that eventually gets cancelled.
Professional email-sender and spreadsheet-filler-in-chief.
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Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
blub.you▸ RETENTION-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automated discounts to stop churn
You track contract end dates and panic when a client stops replying to emails. Renewals are binary.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes your CRM to identify renewals before you do.
Month 4
AI models draft your responses and predict if they are quitting.
Month 8
Mathematical models calculate the exact discount needed to keep them.
Month 13
Auto-generated contracts bypass your manual review and approval flow.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the bot logs you out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
94 percent
emails ignored
12 weekly
meetings with zero agenda
purely coincidental
churn rate mitigation
Your severance
a LinkedIn Premium subscription and some sad emojis.
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