Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Enterprise Risk Analyst jobs? · Latest report #25iryfbz
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour quarterly risk report is just a spreadsheet crying for death.
Professional doom-monger, GRC power user, spreadsheet whisperer.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying your inevitable demise.
bzzt.youAI▸ RISKENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags every executive error in real time
You feed data into GRC software and lecture colleagues on corporate policies. Automation will do it much faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a manager in the eye while lying about audit readiness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
RiskEngine pulls logs directly from every internal corporate system.
Month 4
The AI writes the quarterly board report without manual input.
Month 8
Employees learn about risks through interactive, personalized AI chatbots.
Month 14
Continuous scanning replaces your manual checks of the risk register.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system disables your login and deletes your saved pivot tables.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99%
Quarterly anxiety spike
4,000 pages
Useless risk mitigation plan
too much
Time spent in GRC
Your severance
One free subscription to a mindfulness meditation app.
Discussion
