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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour expensive steak dinners are being replaced by automated email scripts.
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Automating the handshake out of business.
oof.youAI▸ CONTRACTBOT DEALSTREAM 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses procurement with recursive discount loops
Negotiating complex software licenses and chasing enterprise procurement leads through months of relationship-based enterprise sales cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CTO decides to tank the deal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your entire email history is uploaded to model your personality.
Month 5
AI starts sending personalized cold emails that actually get replies.
Month 10
Smart agents handle ELA redlining without human intervention.
Month 17
Procurement platforms automatically approve AI-negotiated pricing tiers.
Month 22 · D-Day
The sales floor is repurposed into a server cooling room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 97.6%
200 Days
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CRM Data Accuracy
Your severance
Three months of LinkedIn Premium and a generic reference.
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