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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2028
In 2 yearsYour expensive dinners are just overhead for a machine that never sleeps.
Professional lunch attendee and master of the quarterly forecast
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing seven-figure contracts while you play golf.
splat.you▸ DEALFLOW AUTOMATOR X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
locks in enterprise contracts via cold logic
You close massive, long-cycle deals using relationships and complex slide decks. You manage a team of hungry reps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a CTO is bluffing about their budget during a steak dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your entire email history and past wins are fed into LLMs.
Month 5
AI agents begin personalized cold outreach at a massive scale.
Month 12
An agent handles routine contract red-lining without human oversight.
Month 16
Virtual avatars take over relationship building via scheduled syncs.
Year 2 · D-Day
The algorithm finishes your final forecast and you are signed off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
9 months
Average Deal Cycle
4,200 annually
Client Lunches Consumed
62 percent
Pipeline Probability Accuracy
Your severance
One golf club and a LinkedIn premium subscription.
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