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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour firewall rules are just expensive suggestions for our language models.
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auto-patches zero-days before they are discovered
You configure access control lists, manage cloud IAM policies, and chase down endless alerts from automated monitoring systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can negotiate with a terrified CTO about why the production environment remains vulnerable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every open port and outdated internal configuration file.
Month 5
Adaptive agents rewrite your brittle firewall rules in real time.
Month 10
AI predicts vulnerabilities before common vulnerability databases even list them.
Month 15
Identity management software handles all user permissions without human approval.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the infrastructure self-secures permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
94 percent
False positive fatigue
14 days
Average patch deployment
too high
Human error incidents
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium sub and a generic apology email.
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