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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsEnjoy maintaining legacy PHP while your replacement writes cleaner code instantly.
Senior Dev (trapped in a web of ancient Java)
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Replacing messy legacy code with cold efficiency.
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refactors legacy spaghetti code while you sleep
You struggle with ancient university systems and endless integration tickets. Automation is coming to finish those tickets forever.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who remembers why the registrar database works at all.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scans your repositories to map every single legacy function.
Month 5
LLMs digest your comments to learn the system's hidden logic.
Month 10
Software agents resolve routine database permission tickets without human help.
Month 15
Code agents rewrite your monolith into modular microservices overnight.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system monitors itself and you are no longer invited.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
8 million
Legacy code lines ignored
0.02 seconds
Ticket response latency
100 percent
Coffee intake reduction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the university library digital archive.
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